we are a restaurant
r u single?
This is a very serious text post with no hidden meaning.
reasons why babies are not needed:
- head to body ratio is uneven
- when was last time baby contribute to dinner time conversation
- baby unable to hunt for the clan
- baby is slow and usually racist
Pros and cons of boys:
- Con: They’re dicks
- Pro: Their dicks
I’m legit fucking SCREECHING OMFG