Blow - Beyoncé
Someone made a video of Joaquin Phoenix’ chin rotated in Her and basically I’m about to piss myself.
i have tears in my eyes
I CAN’T DEAL WITH THIS EVERYONE HIGH AS SHIT
imagine how radical being a pet fish is like youre just swimming around and suddenly it starts raining food
people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people
freshmen advice: y’all know bout high school musical right?? well that shit is legit. better get practicing. everyday at lunch we go hard af. stick to the status quo.
A lil alberta drawing i did that my hometown girl got tattooed
yeah i play an instrument [lifts up shirt and smacks stomach]
Stressed, depressed and too poor to be well dressed
i wish more people said that being single is normal
and you’re not going to meet and marry someone
and that’s fine
and if marriage happens, it happens. and it’s not the next big ticket to check off in life’s checklist
because not everyone meets someone they want to marry. and that’s normal
you’re not broken or unfulfilled if you are single
i hate mondays, tuesdays, wednesdays, thursdays, and half of fridays.