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215,565 plays Blow Beyoncé BEYONCÉ

dancetothebeats:

Blow - Beyoncé


the-goddamazon:

zaddylonglegs:

youcantcallitfroley:

Someone made a video of Joaquin Phoenix’ chin rotated in Her and basically I’m about to piss myself.

i have tears in my eyes

I CAN’T DEAL WITH THIS EVERYONE HIGH AS SHIT

nintendumb:

imagine how radical being a pet fish is like youre just swimming around and suddenly it starts raining food

2,537 plays Teenage Dirtbag Wheatus Wheatus

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fucking idiot
me to me (via v-ws)

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pardonmewhileipanic:

BLESS THIS FUCKING CHILD OMG

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shego:

people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people

lggyzalea:

freshmen advice: y’all know bout high school musical right?? well that shit is legit. better get practicing. everyday at lunch we go hard af. stick to the status quo.

tallulahfontaine:

A lil alberta drawing i did that my hometown girl got tattooed


gunsounds:

TRUTH

vvinstonmarshall:

yeah i play an instrument [lifts up shirt and smacks stomach]

umplify:

Stressed, depressed and too poor to be well dressed

swingsetindecember:

i wish more people said that being single is normal

and you’re not going to meet and marry someone

and that’s fine

and if marriage happens, it happens. and it’s not the next big ticket to check off in life’s checklist

because not everyone meets someone they want to marry. and that’s normal

you’re not broken or unfulfilled if you are single

bonus:

i hate mondays, tuesdays, wednesdays, thursdays, and half of fridays.